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COURT REPORT...

Intro

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---2---------------2---------2----|
----------------------2-3-4-------|
-0----0-0-3-4--0------------- x 4-|
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-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5------|
-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-7-5------|
-6-6-6-6-6-6----------------|
-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------|
-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------|
-5-5-5-5-5-5----------- x 3-|

------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-|
------------------------------------------5-5-5-7-5---5-5-7-7-|
-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-0--------6-6---------6-6-------|
------------------------------------7-7---7-7---------7-7-----|
------------------------------------------7-7---------7-7-----|
------------------------------------------5-5---------5-5-----|

Verse

A___ E __B G___ C __D

-5---7--7--3---8---10-|
-5---9--7--3---8---10-|
-6---9--8--4---9---11-|
-7---9--9--5---10--12-|
-7---7--9--5---10--12-|
-5---7--7--3---8---10-|

A_____________________________________________ E
Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team.
A _________________________________________
He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans.
_______B_________________________________ A__G__A
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
A___________________________________________ E
His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds.
A______________________________________
He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed.
_______B
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.

Chorus

A_______________________________ C
He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes.
D ______________________________E (once)
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders
A __________C___ D____ A ____________C ____D
This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport.
A ________________C____ D_________ B ______________E (open)
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car.
B
Smashing up someones car.

-12------------|
----12---------|
--------13-----|
-----------14--|
---------------|
---------------|

(repeat second part of intro)

then with the next verse, its...

Well he's a crossdresser honey
--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------9------9-9----|
-------5h6-------------------------5h6------------------8----8---------8--|
-7-7--------7-7-7-5-5-6-6---7-7--------7-7-7-7-7-7--9---------9-----------|
--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

---------------5-----------|
------------------7p5------|
------5h6--------------5h6-|
-7-7------7-7--------------|
---------------------------|
---------------------------|

He's sitting at the bar...

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----------------------------------------------------------9p7-----------|
-------------------5h6-5h6----------------------------8-------9-7-------|
-7-7--5h6--7-7-7-----------7-7-5h6-7-7-7-7-7-7----9--------------11-----|
------------------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------------------|

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-------------------------------------|
---------7-7-------7-7-------7----7--|
-7h9p7-----------------7h9-----9-----|
--------------8h9--------------------|

then the chorus again, then the end bit


This is the court report...
-12-12---------------------------------------------------|
--------12-12--------------------------------------------|
---------------13-13-------------------------------------|
----------------------14---------------------------------|
------------------------------0--0h2h3-2-0-----0h1h2--0--|
---------------------------------------------3-----------|

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-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--12-12-12-11-11-11-9-9-----|
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