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ALL KINDS OF KINDS by MIRANDA LAMBERT
CAPO 5
INTRO: G G Cadd9 G
G G D
G G Cadd9 G
G D G
G Cadd9
Ilsa was an acrobat who went and fell in love with that
Em D G
Horatio the human cannonball.
G Cadd9
A weddin' 'neath the big top tent with barkers clowns and elephants
Em D G
Sideshow family oddities and all.
Cadd9 Em D
The dog-faced boy howled out with joy
Am G D/F#
As the tattooed lady was crying.
G D Em Cadd9
Ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
G D G
It takes all kinds of kinds.
G Cadd9
Thomas was a congressman with closets full of skeletons
Em D G
And dresses that he wore on Friday nights.
G Cadd9
Phyllis was a pharmacist, a dab of that, a pinch of this
Em D G
Concocted to suppress her appetite.
Cadd9 Em D
When the children were fiddlin' she'd slip 'em some Ritalin
Am G D/F#
And wait for Thomasina to arrive.
G D Em Cadd9
Cause ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
G D Em Cadd9
It takes all kinds of kinds. (All kinds of kinds)
G D G
All kinds of kinds.
SOLO: G Cadd9 G / G D /
G Cadd9 G / G D G /
G Cadd9
When I play this old guitar from children's shows to smoky bars
Em D G
I take a break and think about the past.
G Cadd9
When I stood up in geometry and everybody stared at me
Em D G
And I tossed my test into the trash.
Cadd9 Em D
I scratched off my number while hitching out under
Am G D/F#
That bush league population sign.
G D Em Cadd9
Ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
G D G
It takes all kinds of kinds.
Cadd9 Em D
Now some point a finger and let ignorance linger
Am G D Cadd9 G/B Am
If they'd look in the mirror they'd find.
G D Em Cadd9
That ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
G D Em Cadd9
It takes all kinds of kinds. (All kinds of kinds)
G D Em Cadd9
All kinds of kinds. (All kinds of kinds)
G D G
All kinds of kinds.
SOLO/END: G Cadd9 G / G D /
G Cadd9 G / G D G / repeat until end