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SpongeBob SquarePants - Dont Be A Jerk Its Christmas Chords

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-Standard Tuning-

-Capo 1st Fret-

-Chords Are Played As Follows:-
G:     320003
Cadd9: x32003
D:     xx0232

[Intro]
G, Cadd9
(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and 
mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk.

[Chorus]
       G         Cadd9            G       Cadd9
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. 
         G                Cadd9       G
But the world does not revolve around you 
      Cadd9   D        G
Don't be a   jerk It's Christmas.

[Chorus]
There's a sign above the line that says "Express" 
That means ten items or less 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

[Verse 1]
           Cadd9
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too 
     G
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you 
Cadd9
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls 
           D
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.

[Chorus]
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe 
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!

[Verse 2]
When others are talking never interrupt 
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up 
It's the time for family and holly and turkey 
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).

[Chorus]
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes 
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

[Chorus]
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list 
Why whine about the one that he missed? 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas. 
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