Armageddon Armistice - The Calculus Song Tab

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Intro:
e--0~-----------0~---------0~-----------3~---------|
B--1~-----------1~---------0~-----------0~---------|
G--0~-----------2~---------0~-----------0~---------|
D--2~---2-3-2---2~---------2~-----------0~---------|
A--3~-----------0~---3-2---2~-----------2~---------|
E--0~-----------0~---------0~---3-3-3---3~---------|

Verse:
C         Am       Em            G
Calculuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus Done By a Walrus
C            Am                          Em                   G
I was on the beach one day and I found a calculus book.  So I opened it up with my flipper.
C            Am       Em                                     G
Then I saw a problem: find the derivative of x squared minus 3x.
              C               Am                   Em             G
I didn't know what to dooooooooooooooooo so I went crazy.  And it sounded a little 
something like this.

(palm muted) C  Am  Em  G

e--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~----------------------|
B--1~---------------- 1~--------------------------0~----------------------|
G--0~-----------------2~--------------------------0~----------------------|
D--2~-----------2-3-2-2~--------------------------2~----------------------|
A--3~-----------------0~--------------------3-2---2~----------------------|
E--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~-----------------3-3-3|
     2x minus 3         That was the answer         Why'd I go crazy?

e-3~-------------------------------------3-|
B-0~-------------------------------------0-|
G-0~-------------------------------------0-|
D-0~-------------------------------------0-|
A-2~-------------------------------------2-|
E-3~-------------------------------------3-|
    When I knew it already?  Cause I'm a walrus.