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Blood Of Tigercat - My Mom Is On Facebook Chords

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Chords used: Am,G,C,F,A,E



INTRO SOLO:
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook..)
Whyd you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true...
my mom just friended me!

Am                   G
Since she joined she spends all her time
                   F
checking my news feed.
Am                   G
My interests are no longer
                        F
bubble butts and sticky weed.
Am                    G
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
      Am                   F      E
and Flixtered Youve Got Mail.
Am                     G             
She washed the colors with the whites
Am                   F    E
and posted laundry fail (cause now)


CHORUS
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C         G    Am         F    C
She found a new way to nag me.
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C         G    Am         F      C
Comments whenever friends tag me.
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C         G    Am         F   C
She only got it to stalk me.
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C         G    Am         F       C
My childhood photos cock-block me.


Am                        G
My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
                    F
youll never get it right.
Am                      G
And gifting me some sexy lips
                    F
dont mean a kiss goodnight.
Am                          G
She keeps on adding all my friends,
                        F
they just think shes a joke...
Am                             G
except for Steve who says that shes
                   F
a mom hed like to poke. (Shes a M.I.L.P.!)

Am                G
Mama read my 25 Things
                    F
and each and every note.
Am                     G
Now she knows I lost a bet
                  F
and had to wax my scrote.
Am                     G
Suggests new pages every day
                        F
from hugs to Will and Grace.
Am                              G
Its getting to the point Ill have to
                 F
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)


A            F
Wrote in my status,
    C        G          A    F
boss is keeping me at work.
A              F       C
Mom responded, now I see
        G       A       F
why you told me hes a jerk.
A              F         C
My boss saw it and fired me
    G         Am      F    C
and moms the reason why.
A            F        C         
Now Im starving and Im lonely
G        Am      F          C
and Im probably gonna die (because)


CHORUS
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C         D    Am          F      C   G
Now Ive gotta watch every word.
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C      D           Am        F      C    G
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
Am          F
My moms on Facebook.
C        D      Am      F     C   G
Posted a public reminder...
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C      D             Am       F    C  G
..that I came out of her vagina

Am          F
My moms on Facebook.
C        D               Am       F    C  G
Invited me to my cousins communion.
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C     D         Am      F    C  G
Its like a family reunion.
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C      D          Am     F     C  G
Im trying not to be bitter...
Am           F
My moms on Facebook.
C       D             Am       F
...but she just found me on Twitter!

OUTRO SOLO:
My mom, your mom, his mom, Steves mom... all moms!
Theyre all on Facebook.
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