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Brett Domino - Gillian Mckeith Chords

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Capo 2

Intro: G - Gsus4 - G Em D x2

1st Verse:

G             D      Em                   C          D
Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'? 

G                      D              Em                              C 
I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground every 
          D
night on ITV. 

G                                   D            Em           C
Well Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD,

     G                       D                   Em       
And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in Heat 
     C
magazine. 

      G                           D    
Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle, 
      Em                           C                           D  
But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble. 

Chorus:

    G                         D
Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly? 
     Em                       C
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli, 
   B7                          C                        
So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya,
B7                                  C      
Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias.
G        D                  Em             C
Oh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief, 
           B7                         C
'Cause the public seem to like causing grief, 
       B7                      C - D
So the fainting's only going to increase.

2nd Verse: 

 G                        D  
Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate, 
 Em                      C
Maybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate, 
 G                         D
Maybe it's because of your obsession with poo, 
 Em                          C
Maybe it's because you look a bit like a goose. 

 G                          D                  
Maybe it's because you're pissing people off, 
    Em                       C
Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp.
   B7                            C
I don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky, 
    B7                                 C              D
But can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?

2nd Chorus:
G          D
Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly? 
   Em                       C
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
   B7                            C
So why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you,
B7                                  C
Don't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia. 
G           D             
Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un? 
Em                              C
First of all you must be getting paid about a million, 
    B7                                        C
You must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian,
    B7                             C                G
So I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain. 
. . . . . . 
C   G
Oh Gillian (McKeith).
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