Knock-Off Nigel (Nicky Patterson 2008) Capo IV Chords C, Em, Am V1: If a December stuck in Virginís Or the queues in HMVís Donít tickle your fancy For those latest DVDs I know a man whose business Is to provide those silver discs With very little overhead But no question of the risks! V2: He doesnít do dodgy copies Like those oneís done from cinema seats With those silouhettes going to and fro And the constant rustling of sweets! No only deals in retail Or Ďpure beltersí if theyíre any good He has no written catalogue Although I really think that he should! V3: His prices are pretty healthy Since he prints the covers too And you get all this for £4 each Or 3 for the price of 2! And his nameís not really Nigel, no Although thatís his true theme tune But he certainly deals in knock-offs Heís a pirate disc tycoon! V4: So to avoid the queues this xmas And the high streetís shopping throng Just send a wee text to Nigel And you surely wonít go wrong! Heís got the new James Bond And High School Musical 7 And as long as you donít mind the Chinese dubs Youíll be in home-cinema heaven!