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Intro and verses:
C
e||--------------0-------------0--||
B||------------1-------------1----||
G||-------------------------------|| Repeat until the end of each verse
D||-------------------0h2---------||
A||------0h3----------------------||
E||-------------------------------||
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine thats out of date
Use your private part as piranha bait
Chorus
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers bran new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what this red button do
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
F G C Am F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
C Am F G C Am
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
F G C Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
F G C Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
F G C Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G C F
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
C G Am
The dumbest ways to die
F G Am
The dumbest ways to die
C G Am
Dumbest ways to die
F
So many dumb
G C
So many dumb ways to die
Verse:
e||--------------3-------------3--||
B||--------------1-------------1--||
G||------------0-------------0----||
D||-------------------0h3---------||
A||------0h3----------------------||
E||-------------------------------||
Verse:
e||--------------3-------------3--||
B||--------------1-------------1--||
G||------------0-------------0----||
D||-------------------0h3---------||
A||------0h3----------------------||
E||-------------------------------||
Thank you. Yes, I do believe that 0h3 on the D string is more correct.