Edgehead7 - Sammy Sperm Tab

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Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7

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Tuning- Standard

Chords used:

D   xx0232
G   320003
E   022100
C   x32010
Am  x02210
F   xx3211
Em  022000


Intro

e|--3-2----------3-2------------3-2---------------------------------|
B|-------0---0-----------0------------0---0----2-3----0-------------|
G|---------0-----------0---0------------0-----------0---0-----------|
D|--0-0----------0-0------------0-0------------0-0------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|



    Erik loved Candace with love so dear
    
     G                        D
e|-------3---------3--------------2-----------2---------------------|
B|-----0--0-------0-0-----------3--3--------3---3-------------------|
G|---0-----0----0----0--------2------2----2------2------------------|
D|--------------------------0-----------0---------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------|


   He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near
 
         Em                              C
e|--------0------------0----------------0---------0-----------------|
B|------0--0---------0--0--------------1-1-------1-1----------------|
G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-----------0----0----0----0---------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------3----------3---------------------|
E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------|


   One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true

     G                              D
e|-------3---------3-----------------2-----------2------------------|
B|-----0--0-------0-0--------------3--3--------3---3----------------|
G|---0-----0----0----0-----------2------2----2------2---------------|
D|-----------------------------0-----------0------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------|


    And this is the story that I now sing to you
 
         Em                       C
e|--------0------------0------------0---------0---------------------|
B|------0--0---------0--0----------1-1-------1-1--------------------|
G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-------0----0----0----0-------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------3----------3-------------------------|
E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------|


   There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round

     Am                           D
e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|
B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|
G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|
D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|
A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|


   Having lots of fun and making weird sounds
 
    G                       Em
e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|
B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|
G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|


   Erik   then   took   a     chance

    Am                           D
e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|
B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|
G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|
D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|
A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|


 He began to masturbate that night

     G                       Em
e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|
B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|
G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|


 And  it   was       that      moment 

      Am                           D
e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|
B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|
G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|
D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|
A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|


 That Sammy   Sperm    took  flight

       G                       Em
e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|
B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|
G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|


 (Strum Chords)

   E         C             G         D
 Sammy was flying right through the air

            E           C           G        D
 With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair

      E           C           G        D
 His mind was determined, he knew his goal

     E      C             G       D
 He had to land inside Candace's hole

 
 
   F         G     Em     Am
 Suddenly, Sammy landed inside

     F             G                   Em      Am
 He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide

        F             G                 Em         Am
 Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail

              F         G                             Em   Am
 Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell

         F            G           Em        Am
 Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds

    F       G                Em     Am
 Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod

    F            G             Em      Am
 Candace was humiliated and extremely sad


  
  But hey,  come on,  herpes   isn't that bad!   
       
       F        G      Em       Am         E
e|----1---------3----------------------------0-------------|
B|---1-1-------0-0------0--------1----------0--------------|
G|--2---2-----0---0----0-0------2-2--------1---------------|
D|-3-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------0---------------------------|
E|----------3---------0------------------0-----------------|