Randy Scouse Git Chords

WARNING: You are trying to view
                                    content from Ultimate-Guitar.com
                                    in an unauthorized application,
                                    which is prohibited.

                                    Please use an official Ultimate
                                    Guitar Tabs application for iPhone,
                                    iPad or Android to access legitimate
                                    chords, guitar, bass, and drum tabs
                                    from Ultimate-Guitar.com database.

                                    Type "ultimate guitar tabs" in Apple
                                    App Store's or Android Market's
                                    search to find the application.

This is "Randy Scouse Git" (or "Alternative Title" in some countries) by the 
Monkees on the album Headquarters. Written and sung by Micky Dolenz.  

        C                        Am
She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine
          C                                 Am
and there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind
         F            Dm         F              Dm
It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress
            C                                 Am
it's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess

         C                        Am
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
          C                               Am
there are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
     F             Dm            F                 Dm        
he reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair
               C                             Am
there's talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there

Am            Em  G    Am   Em G
Why don't you cut your hair?!
Am            Em   G  Am    Em G
Why don't you live up there?!
Am            Em G    Am    Em  G    Am     Em   G Am
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!

             C                               Am
Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in naughahyde
          C                            Am
I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
    F              Dm             F          Dm
the being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe
         C                              Am
it's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave

Am            Em G    Am  Em G
Why don't you be like me?!
Am            Em   G   Am  Em G
Why don't you stop and see?!
Am            Em   G   Am      Em   G   Am     Em G  Am
Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?!

(Instrumental and mumbling)
C    Am
C    Am
F Dm F Dm
C    Am

Am            Em  G    Am  Em G
Why don't you cut your hair?!
Am            Em   G  Am    Em G
Why don't you live up there?!
Am            Em G    Am    Em  G    Am     Em   G Am
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!

Am            Em G    Am  Em G
Why don't you be like me?!
Am            Em   G   Am  Em G
Why don't you stop and see?!
Am            Em   G   Am      Em   G   Am     Em G  Am
Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?!

Am            Em  G    Am  Em G
Why don't you cut your hair?!
Am            Em   G  Am    Em G
Why don't you live up there?!
Am            Em G    Am    Em  G    Am     Em   G Am
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!