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Every Sperm Is Sacred Chords

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...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python
---------------------------................

*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

A7         D
 There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
          G           A7           D
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;
          E7                   A7
There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but;
E7                      A7
 I've never been one of them.

Verse 1:

A7           D
 I'm a Roman Catholic,
      A7                            D
And I have been, since before I was born.
        E7                       A7
And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;
        E7                          A7
They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.

Verse 2:

    A7                     D
You don't have to be a six footer;
    A7                         D
You don't have to have a great brain.
    E7                     A7
You don't have to have any clothes on;
         E7                      A7
You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...

Chorus 1:

G      D7       G  G7    C     C/B      Am7   D7
 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G     G7       C   Cm   G        D7      G    G7
 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.

Chorus 2:

G      D7       G  G7    C     C/B      Am7   D7
 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G     G7       C   Cm   G        D7      G    G7
 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.

Chorus 3:

G        D7      G     G7      C      C/B   Am7    D7
 Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
G          G7        C   Cm        G          D7       G     G7
 God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.

Chorus 4:

G      D7       G   G7   C     C/B      Am7  D7
 Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G      G7       C    Cm  G       D7        G    G7
 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.

Chorus 5:

G       D7      G   G7         C      C/B      Am7   D7
 Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where.
    G         G7        C     Cm     G     D7        G    D7
But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.

Chorus 6:

G      D7       G  G7    C     C/B      Am7   D7
 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G     G7       C   Cm   A7               D7
 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.

Chorus 7:

G      D7       G   G7   C     C/B      Am7  D7
 Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G      G7       C    Cm  A7                D7
 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.

Chorus 8:

G      D7       G   G7   C     C/B      Am7  D7
 Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine.
G          G7    C  Cm    G         D7        G (n.C)
 God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.

*KEY CHANGE*
------------

Interlude:

Eb  Bb7  Eb  Eb7, Ab  G/Ab  Fm7  Bb7
Eb  Bb7, Ab  Eb, Bb7  Eb (x2)

Chorus 9:

Eb       Bb7    Eb    Eb7          Ab       G/Ab     Fm7   Bb7
 Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;
Eb         Eb7         Ab   Abm       Eb           Bb7      Eb
 God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Chorus 10:

Ab     Eb7      Ab Ab7   Db    C/Db     Bbm7  Eb7
 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.
Ab     Ab7      Db   Dbm Bb7               Eb7
 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.

Chorus 11:

Ab     Eb7      Ab Ab7   Db    C/Db     Bbm7  Eb7
 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
Ab    Ab7      Db  Dbm  Ab7      Eb7    (Ab)
 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...

Outro:

Ab  Ab7  Db  Dbm, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7  Ab


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------

   A7      D       G       E7      D7      G7      C       C/B

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02223  xx0232  320003  020100  xx0212  323000  x32010  x20010

   Am7     Cm      Eb      Bb7     Ab     G/Ab     Fm7     Eb7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02013  x35543  x68886  686766  466544  366544  131111  x68686

   Abm     Ab7     Db     C/Db    Bbm7     Dbm

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 466444  464544  x46664  x36664  686666  x46654


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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