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...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python -----------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: Aaug Verse 1: D A7 Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile. D D7 I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while. G G#dim D B7 I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June, E7 A7 Aaug I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon. Verse 2: (Faster): D A My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores, A7 D D7 Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more. G G#dim D B7 Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea; E7 A7 Aaug At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear. Verse 3: D A Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst. A7 D D7 You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist. G G#dim D B7 Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine; E7 A (n.C) Aaug I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine. Chorus 1: D E7 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis. A7 D B7 E7 A7 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis. D E7 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis. A7 D G Gm D Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve-itis. Verse 4: D A My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me, A7 D D7 As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee. G G#dim D B7 My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen. E7 A7 Aaug My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green. Verse 5: D A My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw. A7 D D7 You might have been infected, but you never were a bore. G G#dim D B7 I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown. E7 A7 Aaug I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down. Chorus 2: D E7 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis. A7 D B7 E7 A7 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis. D E7 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis. A7 D G Gm D Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve... itis. CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Aaug D A7 D7 G G#dim B7 E7 Gm EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 320003 xx3434 x21202 020100 355333 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (email@example.com)