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Medical Love Song Chords

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...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python
-----------------------................

*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

Aaug

Verse 1:

       D                          A7
Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.
                                    D              D7
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.
  G                G#dim     D               B7
I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,
  E7                             A7                Aaug
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

Verse 2:

(Faster):

   D                             A
My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
     A7                         D                  D7
Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.
     G              G#dim         D               B7
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;
   E7                                A7                Aaug
At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.

Verse 3:

    D                           A
Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.
    A7                               D                   D7
You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.
     G          G#dim      D               B7
Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;
      E7                                 A (n.C)               Aaug
I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

D                    E7
 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           B7    E7    A7
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7                          D        G Gm D
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve-itis.

Verse 4:

D                             A
 My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,
           A7                             D             D7
As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.
   G              G#dim               D               B7
My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.
   E7                               A7                Aaug
My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.

Verse 5:

D                                   A
 My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.
    A7                                D            D7
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
    G             G#dim                   D            B7
I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
     E7                                 A7                           Aaug
I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.

Chorus 2:

D                    E7
 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           B7    E7    A7
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7                          D        G Gm    D
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve... itis.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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  Aaug     D       A7      D7      G     G#dim     B7      E7      Gm

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x03221  xx0232  x02223  xx0212  320003  xx3434  x21202  020100  355333


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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Mistermark wrote on July 5 2014, 02:30 pm

Perfect!! Well done:)

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ElTrotsky wrote on August 10 2014, 05:38 pm

Perfect! The only thing is I think the line is "My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen" (not blue balls), but other than that it was great! Hard to play through all the laughing.

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