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Tabbed by Josh Mulla I play this song with a CAPO on 3 so Im not endlessly doing barchords. If you do not have a problem with barchords, you can use the transpose tool to transpose the chorsd 3 half steps down. Capo 3 Dm Em I wear women's underwear Am F And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror Dm Em I cross my legs just like a queer Am F But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya Dm Em What defines a straight man straight? Am F Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak? Dm Em I'll tell you what a woman loves most Am N.C. It's a man who can slap but can also stroke Dm Em Am Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked F Em It's verbatim and it's shakin' Dm No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Em Am no, no, no more getting' elated F Em Em No more listless invitations Dm Em I live by a hospital Am F And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows Dm Em I see people dying there Am F But my tender age makes it hard to care Dm Em Incinerator and a big smoke stack Am F It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha* Dm Em All I need is a heart attack Am N.C. C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac Dm Em Am Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked F Em It's verbatim and it's shakin' Dm No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Em Am no, no, no more getting' elated F E E Dm No more listless invitations Dm Dm Dm For the love of fuck E E E For the sake of Pete A A A Did you ever really think F F F You'd love a guy like me? Dm Dm Dm I am the rooster in the morning E E E E I'm the cock of the day A A A I'm the boxer in the briefs F F F I'm a twelve ounce steak Am Em Cm F Eh-oh Eh-oh Eh-oh Yehbo Am F Bb F Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo Bb F Ya, it's verbatim Bb F And ya, and it's naked Bb F And ya, and it's shakin' Em Em Em It shakes, shakes shakes Dm Em Am F Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah repeat to finish.