Verbatim Chords

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These chords only look difficult, this is actually a very simple song. I haven't seen 
any right chords to this song around the internet so I decided I'll give my part...


Opening:

Fm/D             G7b9       Cm         Cm/Ab

E|-----------4-----------4--------------------------|
B|--------6-----------3--------------4-----------4--|
G|-----5--------------------------5-----------5-----|
D|--0--------------3-----------5-----------5--------|
A|--------------------------3-----------------------|
E|--------------3-----------------------4-----------|

    Oh Oh          Yeah-eah     Oh Oh       Yeah-eah-eah


Fm/D             G7b9         Cm        Cm

E|-----------4-----------4------------------|
B|--------6-----------3--------------4---4--|
G|-----5--------------------------5------5--|
D|--0--------------3-----------5---------5--|
A|--------------------------3------------3--|
E|--------------3---------------------------|

    Oh Oh          Yeah-eah     Oh Oh


Verse I: (play same as the opening)

Fm/D           G7b9
I wear women's underwear
Cm                                Cm/Ab
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Fm/D                G7b9
I cross my legs just like a queer
Cm                            Cm
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
Fm/D           G7b9
What defines a straight man's straight?
Cm                                 Cm/Ab
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Fm/D             G7b9
I tell you what a women loves most
Cm
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke


Chours: (play whole chords)

Fm                     G                          Cm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
     Ab                G
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Fm                                          G               Cm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated
       Ab        G
No more listless invitations


Verse II: (just as same as verse I)

Fm/D       G7b9
I live by a hospital
Cm                                    Cm/Ab
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
Fm/D         G7b9
I see people dying there
Cm                         Cm
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Fm/D              G7b9
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
Cm                        Cm/Ab
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
Fm/D            G7b9
All I need is a heart attack
Cm
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac


Chours: (play whole chords)

Fm                     G                          Cm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
     Ab                G
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Fm                                          G               Cm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated
       Ab        G
No more listless invitations


C part: (play whole chords)

Fm
For the love of fuck
G
For the sake of Pete
Cm                                    Ab
Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?
Fm
I am the rooster in the morning
G
I'm the cock of the day
Cm
I'm the boxer in the briefs
Ab
I'm a twelve ounce steak

      Fm         G         Cm        Ab
Eh-oh,    Eh-oh,     Eh-oh     Yabo
Fm       G        Cm         Ab        C#
   Yabo,     Yabo,      Yabo,     Yabo
    Ab
Ya, it's verbatim
    C#            Ab
And ya, and it's naked
    C#            Ab
And ya, and it's shakin'
    G
It shakes, shakes shakes


Opening again and that's it.

Great song, great album, great band. good luck!