Flamencos Fuckin Easy Tab

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I tried to include strumming pattern: notation key at the bottom.

Open with this first riff a couple of times

Riff 1:
   Em         Em         Em        G5 F#5
E||-----0----------0----------0----------|
B||----0--0-------0--0-------0--0--------|
G||----0----------0----------0-----------|
D||----2----------2----------2-------5--4|
A||----2----------2----------2------5--4-|
e||0----------0----------0---------3--2--|
       /          /          /

Life in the city
Everyone's busy

   Am        Am        Am        Am
E||-----0---------0---------0----0-0-0-0-0-0|
B||----1--1------1--1------1--1--1-1-1-1-1-1|
G||----2---------2---------2-----2-2-2-2-2-2|
D||----2---------2---------2-----2-2-2-2-2-2|
A||0---------0---------0---------0-0-0-0-0-0|
e||-----------------------------------------|
       /         /          /    / \ / \ / \

Packing portfolios              to beat competition

Riff 1 x2

Am
/ /\\/ /\\/ /\\/\/\/\
  Hey boss!

D
/ /\\/ /\\/ /\\/\/\/\
  Hey boss!

C
/ /\ \/\/\/\
I'm capable

G
/ /\ \/\/\/\
of making your

Am
/ /\ \/\/\/\
life easier.. but I'm

B
/ / /\ \ \/\
Drunk on promotion!


Can I get you some coffee?
Can I make you some copies?
Have you seen my resume?    I'm a regular go-getter
Hey boss!
Hey boss!
I'm capable
Of making your
Life easier.. but I'm 
drunk on promotion!

Bridge (part of it.. I haven't transcribed it all)
E||-------------------------------------------|
B||-------------------------------------------|
G||-------------------------------------------| x2
D||-------------------------------------------|
A||---------3-2---------3-2-0~~~~~0-3-2-------|
e||-0~~~~~0-----2~~~~~2-----------------0~~~~~|

Riff 1 x2

I'll take the slow life
Like a cowboy strayin' 'cross the open plains
Wandering..      without fear of a Monday
Hey boss!
Hey boss!
I'm capable
Of making your
Life easier.. but I'm 
drunk on promotion!


Chords:
Em:  022000
Am:  x02210
G5:  355xxx
F#5: 244xxx
D:   xx0232
C:   x32010
G:   320003
B:   x24442

Note notation:
~ - let ring

Strumming (shown below the chord or the note diagram):
/ = downstroke (away from you)
\ = upstroke (toward you)