Ive Got A Boner For Christmas Chords

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Artist: Nerf Herder
Song: I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas
Album: My E.P.

Verse 1:
C             C
Mend up your stocking hole
C                      C 
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
D            C          G 
I've got a boner for Christmas
C                       C 
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
C                      C 
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing 
D           C           G 
I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:
         C           G
Singin' joy to the world!
    C              G
To each and every girl
    C              D
To a-all of your girls
  C
O-oooh  Go!

Bridge/Solo:   (Verse Chords)
   C
E-023233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
 D     C      G
Oooh, oooh, ooooh Yeah! 
   C
E-023233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
 D     C      G
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Verse 2:
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:
         C           G
Singing joy to the world.
    C              G
To each and every girl.
      C            D
To a-all of your girls
     C
O-oooh.
                 D
I've got a boner
   C
O-oooh
        G
For Christmas