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Dental Care Chords

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G  Am  F  C  x6


  F        C
I brush my teeth
                G
And look in the mirror
    F         C
And laugh out loud
                    G
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

                F         C
I'd rather pick flowers
           G
Instead of fights
                 F
And rather than flaunt my style
    C
I'd flash you a smile
G
Of clean pearly whites

Am                E              
I've been to the dentist
           C                    D
A thousand times, so I know the drill
  F                     D
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    C                        G
But somehow I still get the chills

F      C
Have a seat
                G
He says pleasantly
      F               C 
As he shakes my hand
                G
And practically laughs at me

                 F      C
Open up nice and wide 
                 G
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
F                          C
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
                   G
As he tries not to grin


F       C       F        C      G
When hygienists leave on long vacations
F           C        F          C          G
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience

C                  F                 G
Talking only brings the toothaches on
                  F         C
Because I say the stupidest things
C                     F
So if my resolve goes south
                G              F
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
    C       G
And shut my mouth

F              Am
Golf and alcohol don't mix
          G                      F
And that's why I don't drink and drive
F                                     Am
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
           F                G
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye


(Not sure about the interlude, sorry)


Am               E                              
I've been to the dentist
           C                    D
A thousand times, so I know the drill
  F                      D
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    C                       G
But somehow I still get the chills


G  Am  F  C  (like intro - until finish)
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