Homo Christmas Chords

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Homo Christmas – Pansy Division
Tabbed by webinquiry@Yahoo.com


Intro:
G     C     Am    D   (x4)


(verse 1)
G                
You'll probably get sweaters

Am     C        D
Underwear and socks

G                C                          
But what you'd really like for Christmas

Am             C             D
Is a nice hard cock

G                               C
You deserve a cute boy

Am              C              D
Who's horny and queer

G                   C            Am        C             D
To make the most out of Christmas cheer


(chorus)
G           C             Am               D
I wanna be your Christmas present

G           C             Am                D
I wanna be your Christmas queer

G           C             Am                 D
I wanna be your Cristmas present

C                     D                           G
Have a homo Christmas this year



(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey

Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree

We'll push the packages
Out of the way

And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play


(chorus)

(verse 3, same chords)
Your family
Won't give you encouragement

But let me give you
Sexual nourishment

Licking nipples
Licking nuts

Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts


(chorus x2, end on G)