Jakes Sis Chords

WARNING: You are trying to view
content from Ultimate-Guitar.com
in an unauthorized application,
which is prohibited.

Please use an official Ultimate
Guitar Tabs application for iPhone,
iPad or Android to access legitimate
chords, guitar, bass, and drum tabs
from Ultimate-Guitar.com database.

Type "ultimate guitar tabs" in Apple
App Store's or Android Market's
search to find the application.

Jake's Sis
By: Poached Trout

Intro: B, E, F#  x2

     B      E         F#
Her hair shines like sand
 B          E         F#
She's got eyes like grapes
     Abm     F#
Her name's Renee
           B
And Hulk Rules!

Abm        F#            E
She's the one from my dreams


SHE'S BANGIN!!!
(Fast) B, E, F#

Chorus:

          E           F#
I have lofty expectations

          B
Of her body's specifications

      Abm        F#      B
Cause she's the one for me
       Abm          F#    E
Even though she's forty-three


SHE'S BANGIN'!
(Fast) B, E, F#


I'd kung pow her chicken
She should work at Stop and Shop
She can speak pig latin
Blue eyes are my favorite
(No Playing)Even though she's got two glass ones


I bought her a Mazda Miata
She crashed it into my house
I got all riled up
But she left
(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n' Cheez

Chorus