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Capo on first fret to match the recording. have fun! ---------- C G F A man walks out of his apartment C G F It is raining, he's got no umbrella C G F He starts running beneath the awnings C G F trying to save his suit C G F C G F Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good C G F When he gets to the crowded subway platform C G F he takes off both of his shoes C G F He steps right into somebody's fat loogie C G F And everyone who sees him says "ewwww" C G F Everyone who sees him says "ewwww" C F C But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of G Corporate Future C F C The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get F Especially when they're wet G He also said C G F Imagine you go away C G F on a business trip one day C G F And when you come back home C G Your children have grown F And you never made your wife moan F And people make you nervous You'd think the world was ending C And everybody's features F Have somehow started blending And everything is plastic And everyone's sarcastic C And all your food is frozen F It needs to be defrosted You'd think the world was ending You'd think the world was ending C F You'd think the world was ending right now C G F Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee C G F And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news C G F C G F Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both C G F C G F Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny C G F C It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back G F Hair grows even after you're dead F People are just people They shouldn't make you nervous C The world is everlasting F It's coming and it's going If you don't toss your plastic The streets won't be so plastic C And if you kiss somebody F Then both of you'll get practice F The world is everlasting Put dirtballs in your pockets C Put dirtballs in your pockets F And take off both your shoes Cause people are just people People are just people C F People are just people like you F People are just people People are just people C F People are just people like you G C The world is everlasting F G C It's coming and it's going G C The world is everlasting F G C It's coming and it's going F G C It's coming and it's going