Sad Professor Chords

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VERSE:
D                     G            D            A     
If we're talking about love,     Then I have to tell you
         D             G                     D           A    
Dear readers: I'm not sure where I'm headed, I've gotten lost before

PRE-CHORUS:
G            A                F 
I've woke up stone drunk face down in the floor

CHORUS:
  A                  G        D 
  Late afternoon the house is hot
G A         G     D    
  I started, I jumped up
G A         G      D    G  A        G       D
  Everyone hates a bore,  Everybody hates a drunk

VERSE:
D                   G
This may be a lip invention
D                       A
Professors muddled in their intent
D                  G
To try to rope in followers
D              A   
To float they're malcontent 

PRE-CHORUS:
G            A           F   
As for this, reader, I'm already spent

CHORUS:
   A                  G        D
   Late afternoon the house is hot
G  A         G      D    
   I started, I jumped up
G  A                G        D    G  A            G       D 
   Everyone hates a sad professor,   I hate where I wound up

BRIDGE:
D G D A

VERSE:
D                   G
Dear readers, my apologies
D                       A
I drifted in and out of sleep
D                   G
Long silence presents the tragedies of love
D                       A
Look the age, get afraid. The surface hazy with

attendant thoughts


PRECHORUS:
G            A           F
A lazy eye metaphor on the rocks

CHORUS:
   A                  G        D
Late afternoon the house is hot
G  A         G   D     G  A         G      D
I started a chapter.   Everyone hates a bore
G  A         G      D     G  A         G    D
Everybody hates a drunk.  Everyone hates a sad professor 
G  A         G      D     G  A         G    D
I hate where I wound up,  I hate where I wound up