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Rodney Carrington - If You Play your cards wrong
Listen to the song for the variations to make it sound right (usually just letting one
up or adding a string).
G C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
D C D G
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife
G C
I've got three bucks my credit sucks and my future don't look too bright
D C D G
so if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em C
Some call me a loser and a lazy no-good slob
Em
I've lost my house, I've got no car
D
and I can't keep a job
C D
but I've got a big heart, and another part
Em
Take me home you'll understand
C D C D G
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
C D Em
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
and when I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white
G C
and it's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't worry I won't bite
D C D G
if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em
Some call me dishonest
C
And they say I'm just lying
Em
But I've peed next to old john holmes and
D (let ring)
He started crying.
C D
On a sunny day, I've got it made
Em (let ring)
Get under my wiener if you need shade
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
