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Wood Cheese and Children
by. Sean Cullen
capo-3
I couldnt find this anywhere else so I tried one myself.
feel free to comment on anything here.
Enjoy.
[speaking]
People ask me what's important to me in the world,
and they ask me that alot,
and I say it's not just one thing that's important to me.
Well there are three things actually:
Wood, cheese and children.
[music starts]
G D Em D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
G D Em D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.
Am
when you don't know what to do,
Em G
you don't know where to go, you're out in the darkness,
D
In the blinding snow.
Am Em
Get yourself some wood, make sure it's dry
G D G
set it on fire, and you get high-on wood,
G D Em D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
G D Em D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.
Am Em
Now you've got a fire, you're feeling fine
G D
unless you have a chipmunk gnawing on your spine.
Am Em
there's just one thing a chipmunk can't stand.
G D
it's a nice chunk of cheese with a man's right hand.
G D Em D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
G D Em D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.
Am Em G
Now you've got that chipmunk on the run, you can take that cheese
D
and have a little fun.
Am Em
Dress it as a monkey hang it in a tree.
G D
And the children will thank you for setting them free
Am Em G
for the children will not be free till there's a little cheese monkey
D
hung up in a tree.
Am Em G
A tree is a creature, it's made of wood, it's a leafy tree
D
and it looks quite good
Am Em G
so if you feel bad, and if you feel sad, get three little things that'll
D
make you feel glad
Am Em G D
God made trees, man made cheese, and a woman will make children if you just
say please.
G D Em D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
G D Em D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.
G D Em D
uhhawood, cheese and children, make your life so sweet
G D
wooawooawood cheese and children. Yeah, ooh, Ah, Ah. Wood Cheese and Children.
Em G Em
Ones nurishing ones fun and one makes heat...
