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Date: Mon, 7 Aug 1995 11:25:30 -0600 (MDT)
From: "Jeff J. Munt" 
Subject: memoirs of a football by THE SECOND FLOOR DAYCARE


e-|-------------------------------------------0-----0----0-----0-0--|
B-|-----1---------1--------1---------1---------------------------1--|
G-|---2---2-----2---2----2--2------2---2-----2----2----2-----2---2--|
D-|-2-------2-3-------3-4-----4-3--------3-2----0----------------2--|
A-|--------------------------------------------------3-----2-----0--|
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

e-|-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1--|
B-|-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2--|
G-|-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3--|
D-|-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3--|
A-|----------------------------------------------------------|
E-|----------------------------------------------------------|

e-|---------------------|
B-|---------------------|
G-|---------------------| repeat x4
D-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x-8-8-|
A-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x-8-8-|
E-|-5-x-x-4-x-x-5-x-6-6-|

e-|------------------------|
B-|------------------------|
G-|------------------------| repeat x 2
D-|-9-x-x-8-x-x-9-x-10-10--|
A-|-9-x-x-8-x-x-9-x-10-10--|
E-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x--8--8--|


I had no brains in high school....
so football was all I could do....
acting dumb was right up my alley....
it seemed perfect for me...

I PLAY FOOTBALL I DRINK BEER .... I WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY NO FEAR ....
I PLAY FOOTBALL I DRINK BEER .... I WEAR SHIRTS THAY SAY NO FEAR ....

I play football I drink beer ...too stupid to care... Yeah...
Friday nights for picking fights... give me another beer... yeah...
getting drunk with my pals everyday of the year ...yeah...
I've got NO FEAR.... PHOOTBAWWL!!!

my brain cells are all dead...
but football is my life...
too many blows to the head...
duh duh duh duh duh..uh duh...

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

football beer football beer  football beer DUH
football beer alkj;dlkaddurnkljkddrunk buh
fojlktball phhhffbeerl...asd;lkjdur =BUH
footbeer...a;slkfdddddddrunkhahahahah guuh...


I miss my football....
I miss my football....
I miss my footbaaawwwwlll....