Maybe This Christmas Chords

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Verse I:
  F
Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile,

  Gm
But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child.

  F
Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights,

  Gm
But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire.

  C                                        Gm                   C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try

Chorus:

  Dm                Bb           F       C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

  Dm                Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

  Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,

  F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

Verse II:

  F                            
Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog,

 Gm 
But it just looks like jizz, all over your upper lip.

 F
Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya

 Gm
Heart disease, and type two diabetes (Type two diabetes!)

 C                                          Gm                C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try. 

Chorus:

  Dm                  Bb          F     C 
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas, 

  Dm              Bb     F  C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
 
 Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,

  F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

Bridge:

 D                  C#                       C                   B  
I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring,

 D                                   C#         C             B
I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing,

 D                  C#           C                  B
But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change

Chorus:
(Slower)

  Dm                Bb           F       C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

  Dm                Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

  Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,

  F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

(Normal speed)

  Dm                Bb           F       C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

  Dm                Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

  Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away

  F            C           F
This Christmas, is going my way.

                F
Just dance with me