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Bm G
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
D A Asus2
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
There's nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
D A Asus2
And then I see a sign; the airport's just another mile
Bm G D A
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
Bm G D A
And as I near security, I almost start to cry...
D G A
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face
D G A Asus2
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
A D
Crowded up in there...
INTERLUDE 1:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
Bm G
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
"Relax", I think, "It's not so bad; it might feel kind of nice"
D A
"Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there maybe once or twice?"
Bm G D A
I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
D G A
Well, I say a little prayer, "Hail Maria Full of Grace!"
D G A
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear...
A D
From the darriere...
