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Artist:  Stpehen Lynch
Song:  Ugly Baby
Tabbed by:  Albert N

Chords:

A      (x02220)  F#m  (244222)
Asus4  (x02230) 
Bm     (x24432)
E      (022100)
D      (xx0232)

You need a capo on the first fret.

Intro:  A, Asus4

Verse 1:

    Bm         E    A
My lady give birth today
   Bm          E         A
I run to her room right away
      Bm         E         F#m          D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
    D                     E
I look at my newborn and say


Chorus:

  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly baby
  A            Bm       E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
      Bm             E            F#m             D
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
       D               E    A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby



    Bm         E              A
Can't Believe this came from me
   Bm          E         A
Think her mom did too much LSD
      Bm         E         F#m          D
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
    D                                 E
But her hair color doesn't match her beard




Chorus:
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly baby
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
    Bm             E            F#m               D
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
       D               E    A
Cause damn thats and ugly baby




Bridge:

     Bm
And when she smiles I find
A                E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
  Bm
It makes me want to cry
A                    E
When I look into her good eye
Bm
I always wanted kids
A               E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
 Bm 
The doctor calles me in
A                     E (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin


Chorus:

  A            Bm          E
Damn that's a good lookin baby
    Bm               E          A
One for two on the good lookin babys
      Bm         E         F#m          D
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
    D                     E
Cause that was an ugly Ass..


  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby

  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby

  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby



Ending: Play like the chorus
 A                  Bm            E
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
     A                  Bm           E
And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
      A          Bm        E
Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
          A                   Bm           E
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?


A           Bm       
Oh no...not me.... 
  A            Bm    E
I dont want no ugly baby  
  A                   Bm       E
I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly baby