Beelz Chords

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Beelz - Stephen Lynch (the Craig Machine)

Standard Tuning

Intro Em5 F5 G5  G5
Verse 1
Em5              F5                  G5
ever since first man has walked this earth i have been here
   Em5              F5             G5
to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
  Em5              F5            G5
i am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high
  Em5        F5                 G5
i go by many names but there is one you can’t deny

*for the rest of the song play the chords like so:*
  C     F     G
e|-0-0-|-1-1-|-2-2-|
B|-1-1-|-1-1-|-2-2-|
G|-0-0-|-2-2-|-0-0-|
D|-2-2-|3----|-0-0-|
A|3----|--3--|--2--|
E|--3--|-----|3----|
                  C 
my name is satan
C
my friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn
   F                                           C
my turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
         G                      F
i’ve got little devil horns and little goatee
G                           F
little devil eyes to help a little devil see
    G                            F
and little cloven hooves make it kind of hard to ski
          C
i’m satan
C
my real name is beelzebub but you can call me beelz
  F                                  C
i love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals
          G                      F
then i’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
G                    F
try to wash off that baby seal smell
G                         F   
then i’ll make a toast to me, hey here’s to my health
                 C
my name is satan 
   F                       G  
to carry on my evil ways i went and had a son
    F                            G strum C strum F strum
and now he makes his living as a singing comedian
       C 
i’m in every zeppelin album i’m in all rush limbaugh’s rants
        F                         C
i’m the reason the boston red sox even had a chance
         G                             F
and if i wanna eat your soul i’ll just throw it on the griddle 
      G                           F
don’t need to make a deal i don’t need to tell a riddle
    G                            F
and fuck charlie daniels i don’t care if you can fiddle
          C
i’m satan
C5-C5-C5 (3 fast strums)    
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