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Craig Christ Stephen Lynch Unreleased This Song Rocks!! I couldn't find it tabbed anywere, so I watched it on Stephen's new DVD Live at the El Rey and I tabbed it myself. Behold Stephen Lynch's first but hopefully not last song featuring Power Chords. -Jeff Fardink Chords: EADGBe Epow-...022xxx Eaug-...032xxx B7-.....0212xx E-......022100 C9-.....320010 Am-.....002210 Intro: Epow-Eaug x4 Epow-Eaug Everyone knows Jesus Epow-Eaug The guy who healed the lame Epow-Eaug Well I am Jesus' brother B7 Craig is my name Epow-Eaug Jesus is the prince of peace Epow-Eaug Jesus is the lamb Epow-Eaug Jesus is the son of god B7 But Craig don't give a damn E-C9 Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night E-C9 I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light E-C9 I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20 E-C9 But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow E-C9 I'm fuckin' Craig E-C9 I'm fuckin' Craig E-C9 Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig Epow-Eaug Craig Christ Epow-Eaug x4 Epow-Eaug I hang out with Leppers Epow-Eaug Barabas and Sodomay Epow-Eaug Jesus' friends are called apostles B7 Those dudes are totally gay Epow-Eaug Jesus performs miracles Epow-Eaug From Galilee to Rome Epow-Eaug But it would be a miracle B7 If he brought a fuckin' lady home E-C9 Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin' E-C9 Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin' E-C9 I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin, E-C9 But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn E-C9 I'm fuckin' Craig E-C9 Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig E-C9 Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig Epow-Eaug Craig Christ Epow-Eaug x1 Am Jesus was our mother's fave E All her love to him she gave Am But theres no sibling rivalry B7 When hes nailed to that tree E-C9 And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do E-C9 But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through E-C9 And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how E-C9 who and why and when and where is my messiah now E-C9 Its fuckin' Craig E-C9 Its fuckin' Craig E-C9 Fuckin' Craig E-C9 Fuckin' Craig Epow-Eaug Craig Christ Epow-Eaug Craig Christ Epow-Eaug Craig Christ Epow-Eaug I'm fuckin Craig