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Fishin Hole Chords


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G                       A
Wanna have some quality time with my son
C                                    G
So I brought him down to the fishin' hole
G                               A
Didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand
    C                           G
Got mad, threw down his fishin' pole

G                                 A
Said, "That's alright, son. Let's go and get an ice cream"
 C                          G
"Let your old man buy you a treat"
G                             A
But he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall
C                                G
Started crying, and ran into the street...

        G                    B   
He's an asshole, my kid's an asshole
C                              G
I swear it just don't float my boat
       G              B
Always crying, always crying
C                                     G
Made me wanna punch him in his little throat

G                    A
Called my lady up to tell her what had happened
C                   G
How our son had run away
G                             A
She said, "Don't worry, baby, I will talk to him"
C                       G
"And everything will be okay"

             G                 B
My lady's an asshole, she's an asshole
C                            G
Her assholishness is off the charts
       G               B
Always perfect, always perfect
C                          G
Made me wanna punch her in her lady-parts


G                A
I decided I'd go down to the bar
C                         G
And drown my sorrows in a beer
G                          A
But the sign outside said 'Closed For Renovations'
C                         G
'We'll open up again next year'...

               G                B
That bar is an asshole, it's an asshole
C                        G
Oh, the worst bar in the land!
       G               B
Always closing, always closing
C                                         G
Can't punch a bar, cause you'll hurt your hand


G              A
I went home to forget about my troubles
C                            G
Sat down in my favorite easy chair
G                            A
But I couldn't relax for the pain I was feelin'
C                         G
As my hemorrhoid began to flair...

                G               B
My asshole's an asshole, a real butthole
C                                G
Needs to put his asshole-self in check!
       G               B
Always burning, always itching
C                                      G
Made me wanna punch him in his asshole neck


G               A
Late one night, lyin' awake in bed
C                   G
Mmmm, a realization came
G                         A
Are there really assholes everywhere I look?
C                  G
Or am I the one to blame?

G                   A
Maybe I just do not say the things I should say
C                           G
And I don't do the things I ought to
G                              A
So I took a good, hard look at myself in the mirror
C                  G
And this is what I thought...

                                      G                B
The guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole, he's an asshole
C                          G
Son of a bitch said it was antique
       G             B
He was lyin', he was lyin'
C                                       G
Made me wanna punch him in his salesman cheek

C                     G
I'm on a real asshole streak
C                          G
I could open up an asshole boutique
C                                  G
I think this song has reached it's peak
C                                   G
Goodbye, you assholes, see you next week!
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Jordan Lapping wrote on June 6 2009, 09:35 am

Hi Chochek,

Again, I wanted to correct you on a few areas of your submission. Your A chord should be replaced for an A7, as there is a definite G note in there that wouldn’t otherwise be heard. The B should also be replaced for a B7, though Stephen seems to play it slightly differently (x21200). Also, as it would be pointles to make another post, on your submission for “A History Lesson”, the chord you weren’t sure about is D minor.

In the future, please do double and triple-check your work before posting, as they often have some key mistakes that really make all the difference.

Hope this helps you out man,

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