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This song is played in standard tuning
high-to-low (eBGDAE)
It's not very hard to play this song hope you enjoy it.
Greetings from Holland :D
G A7
Wanna have some quality time with my son
Cadd9 G
So I brought him down to the fishin’ hole
G A7
Didn’t like the feelin of that worm in his hand
Cadd9 D
Got mad, threw down his fishin pole
G A7
Said that’s all right son lets go and get an ice cream
Cadd9 G
Let your old man buy you a treat
G A7
But he didn’t like no flavors up upon that wall
Cadd9 D
Started crying and ran into the street
G B7
He’s an a**hole, my kids an a**hole
Cadd9 G
I swear he just don’t float my boat
G B7
Always crying, always crying,
Cadd9 G
made me wanna punch him in his little throat
(Play the above thoughout the entire song until the outro shown below)
Cadd9 G
I’m on a real a**hole streak
Cadd9 G
I could open an a**hole boutique
Cadd9 G
I think this song has reached its peak
Cadd9 G --> (strike hard once)
Goodbye you a**holes, see you next week