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For The Ladies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Written by Stephen Lynch
Tabbed by Amea (amea.eriksson@bredband.net)

This is a great fu**ing song by Lynch! One of his most controversial punchlines is in
this song (Well, that and the part about SIDS in "Baby" has created lots of drop-the
chin faces..hehe)
Anyway, I saw this song incorrectly tabbed on another site so I just had to fix it.
Listen to the song for the timing. This tab is as he plays it on the DVD Live At The
El Rey)
Please mail me if you have questions..

INTRO:
"I'd like to dedicate this next song.. to the ladies. (whoo!)
You might wanna hold off on them "whoo"'s, ladies
This is really a terrible terrible song.
It really is, I'm warning you right now: this one is FU**ING awful!
Alright.. For The Ladies.
If you're sensitive, I'm warning you right now; Earplugs."

    C
e]----------0--------|
B]------1-------1----|
G]----0---0---0---0--| x2
D]-------------------|
A]--3----------------|
E]-------------------|


VERSE:
    C		    F
e]----------0---------------1--------|
B]------1-------1-------1-------1----|
G]----0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2--|
D]------------------3----------------|
A]--3--------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
I kiss you on the cheek.

    Am		      F
e]-----------0---------------1-------|
B]-------1-------1-------1-------1---|
G]-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|
D]-------------------3---------------|
A]--0--------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
"Good night my love" I say.

    C		    F
e]----------0---------------1--------|
B]------1-------1-------1-------1----|
G]----0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2--|
D]------------------3----------------|
A]--3--------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
You turn to me and smile.

    Am		      F
e]-----------0---------------1-------|
B]-------1-------1-------1-------1---|
G]-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|
D]-------------------3---------------|
A]--0--------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
"A baby's on the way"

    G		    G
e]----------3---------------3--------|
B]------3-------3-------3-------3----|
G]----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0--|
D]-----------------------------------|
A]-----------------------------------|
E]--3---------------3----------------|
And then you drift asleep

    F		  F
e]----------1---------------1--------|
B]------1-------1-------1-------1----|
G]----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2--|
D]--3---------------3----------------|
A]-----------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------|
To dream of life anew

    G		    G
e]----------3---------------3--------|
B]------3-------3-------3-------3----|
G]----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0--|
D]-----------------------------------|
A]-----------------------------------|
E]--3---------------3----------------|
And I lie wondering

    F
e]----------1-------|
B]------1-------1---|
G]----2---2---2---2-|
D]--3---------------|
A]------------------|
E]------------------|
just what I should

F (strummed a couple of beats)
do.


CHORUS:
F G5    Am	        G	    F	        C
I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares
        Am	         G          F                   C
I could swear to God you accidently fell that flight of stairs
       Am	       G	       F	       C
When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye
     Dm	              C	             F
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh..


"I'm so sorry!  I can't believe I just said that!
As I said, that one's for the ladies."


Chords used:
Am...x02210
C....332010
Dm...xx0231
G....320003
G5...355433
F....133211


Enjoy!//Amea