Grandfather Die Chords

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Grandfather Die

G                    D
When grandfahter dies
C                D
Life will strange
G                    D
When grandfather dies
C                         D
my whole world will change
G                      D
when granderfather dies
C                        D
I'll scream and I'll yell
C                  D 
cause I'll f**king rich 
G
as hell

Chorus
   D          C9
So grandfather die (yeah)
G
don't keep me in suspense
    D          C9
oh, grandfather cough (whoa)
G
up that inheritance
   D          C9
oh grandfather don't
G
hold on another day
D             C9
i love you to death
C            D
but I've got bills to pay

then
e-3-----2
b---2---- 
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d-0---0-0
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G                     D
A stroke would be nice 
C                    D
disease would be cool
G                     D          
I'll scatter his ashes 
C                      D
In my new swimmin' pool
G                       D
I'll jam with the Stones
C                       D
I'll dine with the Queen
C              D
So what say we unplug
     G
that machine.
(So here we go, 
everybody now)


  D           C9
So grandfather fly
G             
to heaven you must pass
   D           C9
oh grandfather think
G 
of all the juicy angel ass
   D           C9
oh grandfather die
G
before the fiscal year
   D    C9
oh how I 
G
wish Kevorkian were here

then
e-3-----2
b---2---- 
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d-0---0-0
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Bridge
   Am
For God's sake,
    B          C          D 
you must be as old as the hills
    Am          B
I'm sick of the stench
          C      D
from your diaper spills.
       Am             B
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
       C      D
and an amputee
    Am            B
you Don't make new blood
      C            D
every time that you pee
     Am        B
your arthritis acts up
    C       D
whenever it rains
     Am           B
your so old, your penis
    C        D
has vericose veins
   Am           B 
oh why don't do die grandpa
C           D
why must you fight
    Am        B
you old motherf**ker
     C                D            G 
just walk towards the goddamn light

D  C  D 
     G    D          C         D
oohh walk toward the light old man
G   D          C         D 
walk toward the light old man

then
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d-0---0-0
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G                D
It's all over now
   C                D
My granddaddy's dead
G                D 
a mysterious blow
      C                 D
to his wrinkled old head
G               D 
Before I collect
  C             D 
A small oversight
    C                 D        G
But everything should turn out alright
           C             D 
I'll start working on my grandma...
Precious...
G
Tonight

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