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Artist: Stephen Lynch
Song: If I Were Gay
Album: A Little Bit Special
Tabbed by: Rick (RCGoalie1@aol.com)
AIM: unhlax23
Chords:
D (xx0232)
G (320033)
Dsus2 (xx0230)
D/C# (x40232)
A (x02220)
B (x24442)
Intro: D Dsus2 D G x4
Verse 1:
D D/C# D
Here we are, dear old friend
B G A
You and I, drunk again
D D/C# D
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
B G A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head but
Chorus:
D A B G
If I were gay, I would give you my heart
D A B G
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
D A B G
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
A G A
But im not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
D Dsus2 D G x2
Verse 2: (play like previous verse)
It's not that I don't care, I do
It's just I don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean
Chorus: (play like previous chorus)
If I were gay, I would give you my soul
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand
D Dsus2 D G x4
Outro:
D Dsus1 D G
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D G
I've never been intamite with your fist
D Dsus2 D G
You have opened, brand new doors
D Dsus2 D G
Get over here and drop your drawers
To end it, play D Dsus2 D G a bunch of times.
Thats it. Email me with questions. Later.
