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Intro/Verse: D5 Bb5 C5 G5 Then a quick strum of C5, slide back in. Chorus: D A C G (Can be played with verse as well) Verse 1: D5 Bb5 Charlie Brown had a big block head C5 G5 C5/D5 wore a stripey sweater every day D5 Bb5 Always tried to kick the football C5 G5 C5/D5 but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away D5 Bb5 Flew a kite just to try to relax C5 G5 C5/D5 but he always put that shit in a tree D5 Bb5 And a cute little redheaded girl C5 G5 wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B. Prechorus 1: F G (or E) C5/D5 They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS! Verse 2: Onto a security blanket Linus himself would latch Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm while waiting in the pumpkin patch Had a stalker named Sally Brown and she always tried to get her some She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that thumb. Prechorus 2: Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS! Chorus 1: D A C G Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts D A C G A bunch of kids trying to be free D A C G Take my hand, and let's dance now D A C G Under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree F G (or E) (back to verse) (no lyrics here............) PEANUTS! Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schultz can't print Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean All the teachers said wah wah wah wah wah wah what does that shit mean? Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK! Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid 'Cause it's hard to get pussy when you're the baldest kid in second grade Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense And the bitch couldn't make no money 'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents You know all the ladies love Schroeder 'cause he spun them '88s real good and Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF! Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick You're the World War II flying ace Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts A bunch of kids trying to be free Take my hand, and let's dance now under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree First Tab. I copied the lyrics from that other guy, i know they arent right, but the chords are whats important.