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                             T h e   S i d e k i c k
                            S T E P H E N   L Y N C H
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   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
   + This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his     +
   + interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for    +
   + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
   + be duplicated for use with other websites without written     +
   + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy.               +
   +---------------------------------------------------------------+


Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Standard E Tuning, Capo 3rd Fret [All tabs relative to Capo]


 CHORDS USED:
     A    D    G
e]---0----2----3---|
B]---2----3----0---|
G]---2----2----0---|
D]---2----0----0---|
A]---0---------2---|
E]-------------3---|


 TABLATURE LEGEND:
(~) = let it ring
(x) = muted strings
N/C = No Chord


 INTRO:
    A         G          D
e]------0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
B]-----2~~~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]----2~~~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]---2~~~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----| (x2)
A]--0~~~-------2~~~---------------|
E]------------3~~~----------------|

    G     A     G          D
e]--3333--0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
B]--3333--2~~~------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]--0000--2~~~-----0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]--0000--2~~~----0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--2222--0~~~---2~~~---------------|
E]--3333--------3~~~----------------|

    A       G          D
e]------0~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
B]-----2~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]----2~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]---2~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--0~-------2~~~---------------|
E]----------3~~~----------------|

     A          G         D
You wanna be a Sidekick? You know you wouldn't get paid?
    A            G       D                                G  A
So why you wanna do it? You think it might get you laid?
                     G                 D
I tell you what, my old friend, I can see that it means a lot
A                  G       D
If you wanna be a sidekick - Joberg, let's see what you got...


 VERSE 1:
    A               G            D            A
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x-xx--xxxx--xx--|
B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2-22--xxxx--22--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2-22--xxxx--22--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2-22--xxxx--22--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0-00--xxxx--00--|
E]------------------33333333333-------------------------------|

N/C      A
I'll be Tenacious' Kyle, Eminem's Dr. Dre
             G
I'll be the guy you talk about in "If I were Gay"
             D
I'll be the Judas to the Jesus; but I'll be loyal
            A
When we're down in South Beach, I'll rub your back with oil


 VERSE 2:
    A               G            D            A            G
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--xxxxxxxxxxx--333--|
B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--22222222222--000--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--22222222222--000--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--22222222222--000--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------00000000000--222--|
E]------------------33333333333----------------------------333--|

 A
Butch to your Son, and Luke Duke to your Bo
       G
I'll be motherfucking Stedman - You mean Oprah's ho?
             D
I'll Run the D.M.C. while you "Walk This Way"
         A                                     G
Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, "Say Say Say"


 CHORUS 1:
    A       G       D          G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|

 A                           G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
       D                          G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A                          G
A little song called "The Sidekick"
        D                         G
And it might just kick some ass!


 VERSE 3:
    A               G            D            A
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
E]------------------33333333333------------------------------------|

             A
Now I'll be Eddie Haskell, you can be my fucking Beaver
      G
Well you can be my Boner and I'll be Mike Seaver
     D
You are the Wonder Twins and I'll be your Gleek
              A
I'll form up André The Giant; shape up The Iron Sheik


 VERSE 4:
    A               G            D            A              G
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxx--333--|
B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxx--222--|
E]------------------33333333333------------------------------333--|

             A
You're the Coach to my John, I'll be the Cody to Zack
           G
I'll even be your G-string if you be my butt crack
   D
I am The Lone Ranger, and you be Tonto
      A                                         G
Stop fucking around, let's hit this chorus pronto!


 CHORUS 2:
    A       G       D          G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|

 A                           G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
       D                          G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A                          G
A little song called "The Sidekick"
        D                         G
And it might just kick some ass!


 INTERLUDE:
    A       G       D          G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|

 A             G             D
How'm I doing so far in our little sidekick duet?
 G     A             G               D                          G
Oooh, I'm still undecided - but the song ain't quite done yet!


 VERSE 5:
    A               G            D            A
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
E]------------------33333333333------------------------------------|

       A
Well, Maverick to Deuce, the TuPac to Biggie
      G
The Chauncey to the Fonsi, and the Lenny to the Squiggy
     D
The Pippen to Jordan, the Friends to the Barney
         A
I'm the hot Wilson sister - And I'm... Fat Carnie?


 VERSE 6:
    A               G               D            A          G
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--3333--xxxx--33--22222222222--000000000--333--|
B]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--33333333333--222222222--000--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--22222222222--222222222--000--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--00000000000--222222222--000--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--2222--xxxx--22---------------000000000--222--|
E]------------------3333--xxxx--33--------------------------333--|

       A
Jack Triplett to Larry, Brandon to Dillon
 G
Jay to Silent Bob, gonorrhea - penicillin!
      D
I'll be the Shaggy to your Scooby Doo
       A                                               G
Well, I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew, yeah!


 CHORUS 3:
    A       G       D
e]--000000--333333--222222222222--|
B]--222222--000000--333333333333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222222--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000000--|
A]--000000--222222----------------|
E]----------333333----------------|

    A       G       D
e]--000000--333333--2222--|
B]--222222--000000--3333--|
G]--222222--000000--2222--|
D]--222222--000000--0000--|
A]--000000--222222--------|
E]----------333333--------|

 A                           G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
       D                          G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A                          G
A little song called "The Sidekick"
        D
And it might just kick some-


 INTERLUDE [Spoken/conversation]:
N/C
David:   -Woah, woah!
Stephen: What? I'm trying to do the riff that I was working on. "Might just kick-"
David:   -No, the riff is good.
Stephen: "Might just kick some ass!-"
David:   -No, that's fine! The riff is good.
Stephen: What?
David:   The riff, it's good.
Stephen: .. Thank you.
David:   You're welcome...

Stephen: ... Why are we stopping?
David:   "I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew?"
Stephen: ... Oh, God. I'm sorry. I forgot: Josefsberg... Knock-kock.
David:   Who's there?
Stephen: The Gestapo...
David:   The Gestap-
Stephen: -We ask the questions around here!
David:   .....
Stephen: See? It's a little Nazi Knock-Knock joke! Haha!
David:   ... Six million of my people died. [David walks offstage.]


 BRIDGE [Sung slowly]:
    A         G          D
e]------0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
B]-----2~~~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]----2~~~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]---2~~~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--0~~~-------2~~~---------------|
E]------------3~~~----------------|

    G     A     G          D        G     A
e]--3333--0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--3333--0~~~--|
B]--3333--2~~~------0~~~-----3~~~---3333--2~~~--|
G]--0000--2~~~-----0~~~-----2~~~----0000--2~~~--|
D]--0000--2~~~----0~~~-----0~~~-----0000--2~~~--|
A]--2222--0~~~---2~~~---------------2222--0~~~--|
E]--3333--------3~~~----------------3333--------|

 A                          G
Here's the song... for the sidekick
       D                           G
And a song that fucking kicked ass...
A                      G
A little song for the sidekick...
        D                           G  A
And it might haved kicked some ass...


 CHORUS 4: [David walks onstage, singing along. Pace gradually picks up.]
    G       D          G
e]--3-3333--2-2222222--333--|
B]--0-0000--3-3333333--333--|
G]--0-0000--2-2222222--000--|
D]--0-0000--0-0000000--000--|
A]--2-2222-------------222--|
E]--3-3333-------------333--|

    A       G       D          G
e]--0-0000--333333--222222222--333--|
B]--2-2222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--2-2222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--2-2222--000000--000000000--000--|
A]--0-0000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|

                         G
Here's the song for the sidekick
       D                          G
And a song that fucking kicks ass...
A                      G
A little song for the sidekick
        D                         G
And it might just kick some ass!


 CHORUS 5:
    A       G       D          G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|

 A                           G
Here's the song called 'The Sidekick'
       D                          G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A                          G
A little song called 'The Sidekick'
        D                         G
And it might just kick some ass!


 OUTRO:
    A               G               D               A
e]--xxx--xxxx--xxx--333--xxxx--333--222--xxxx--222--0~~~--|
B]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--333--xxxx--333--2~~~--|
G]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--222--xxxx--222--2~~~--|
D]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--000--xxxx--000--2~~~--|
A]--000--xxxx--000--222--xxxx--222------------------0~~~--|
E]------------------333--xxxx--333------------------------|

 A
Salt - pepper, brie - cheddar
 G
Simon - Garfunkel, cosby - sweater
 D
Ham - sandwich, 'Mama' - Cass
  A
That's 'The Sidekick' song and it fucking kicks ass...



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