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S T E P H E N L Y N C H
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A Asus4 Gsus2 Bm D D/F G
e]---0----0----0----2----2----2----3---|
B]---2----3----3----3----3----3----3---|
G]---2----2----2----4----2----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----4----0----0----0---|
A]---0----0----0----2---------0----2---|
E]-------------3--------------1----3---|
TABULATURE LEGEND:
(h) = hammer-on
(p) = pull-off
(~) = let it ring
N/C = No Chord
INTRO:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x2)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
D
e]--2-2222222-2-2222222--|
B]--3-3333333-3-3333333--|
G]--2-2222222-2-2222222--|
D]--0-0000000-0-0000000--|
A]-----------------------|
E]-----------------------|
VERSE 1:
Bm G D A
e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2)
A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------|
Bm G
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
D A Asus2
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
There's nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
D A Asus2
And then I see a sign; the airport's just another mile
PRE-CHORUS 1:
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--000000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--000000--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G D A
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
Bm G D A
And as I near security, I almost start to cry...
CHORUS 1:
D G A
e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--0-000000--|
E]---------33333------------|
D G A Asus4 A
e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|
D G A
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face
D G A Asus2
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
A D
Crowded up in there...
INTERLUDE 1:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--x----x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------|
VERSE 2:
Bm G D A
e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2)
A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------|
Bm G
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
"Relax", I think, "It's not so bad; it might feel kind of nice"
D A
"Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there maybe once or twice?"
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--000000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--000000--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G D A
I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
CHORUS 2:
D G A
e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--0-000000--|
E]---------33333------------|
D G A Asus4 A
e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|
D G A
Well, I say a little prayer, "Hail Maria Full of Grace!"
D G A
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear...
A D
From the darriere...
INTERLUDE:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--x----x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------|
BRIDGE:
Bm G D A
e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--|
A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-3333333-------------------------|
Bm G D A Asus4 A
e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222h3p222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
E]-------------3-3333333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
D A
Five balloons of extasy, six balloons of hash
Bm G
Eight balloons of LSD, nine of sensie mild
D A Asus4 A
A box of Chinese Fireworks, and a Guatemalan child...
PRE-CHORUS 3:
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--000000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--222222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--000000--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G D A
I made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
Bm G D A
I board the aircraft, take my seat in the cockpit of the plane...
CHORUS 3:
D G A
e]--22222--33333--00000000--|
B]--33333--33333--22222222--|
G]--22222--00000--22222222--|
D]--00000--00000--22222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--00000000--|
E]---------33333------------|
D G A Asus4 A
e]--22222--33333--0000000-0000-000000000--|
B]--33333--33333--2222222h3333p222222222--|
G]--22222--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--|
D]--00000--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0000000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|
D G A
Well, as I taxi down the runway, I got a smile on my face
D G A Asus2
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
"Flight Crew, prepare for take-off!" as I lift us in the air
D G A Asus4 A
With four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
D G A Asus4 A D
And by the way, does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child... from my darriere?
OUTRO:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A D
e]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--xxx--xxx--2~~~--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333--222--3~~~--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222--222--2~~~--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222--222--0~~~--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000--000--------|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------------|
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First of all, great tab! But there is some minor mistakes in the lyrics. I believe this is more correct :)
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
And then I see a sign; the airport's just another mile
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
And as I near security, I almost start to cry...
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
'Cause with four balloons of heroin, it's getting crowded up in there...
Crowded up in there...
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
"Relax", I say, "It's not so bad; it might feel kind of nice"
"Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?"
I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
Well, I say a little prayer, "Hail Maria Full of Grace!"
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear...
From the darriere...
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
Five balloons of ecstasy and six balloons of hash
Eight balloons of LSD, nine of sexy mild
A box of Chinese Fireworks, Guatemalan child...
I made it to the gate now, and my joy I can't contain
I board the aircraft, take my seat in the cockpit of the plane...
As I taxi down the runway, I get a smile on my face
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
"Flight Crew, prepare for take-off as I lift us into air"
And by the way, does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child... from my darriere?