What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys Tab

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          What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?             


                                                                   Stephen Lynch
Track 1



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                    Where the fuck are my car keys?     
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                    They were right here IN MY HAND!     
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                                               I had em just a SECOND A-go.     
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                    Did I leave them HERE IN THE KITCHEN!?     
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                    Or under the CUSIONS of the COUCH!?     
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                                               I can't find them ANY-where.     
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                                               ANY-wh...     
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  Oh. . .Here they are.                                           
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Duration Legend
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W - whole
H - half
Q - quarter
E - 8th
S - 16th
T - 32nd
X - 64th
. - note dotted
|-n-|  - n-tuplets


Tablature Legend
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L - tied note
x - dead note
g - grace note
(n) - ghost note
> - accentuded note
NH - natural harmonic
AH - artificial harmonic
TH - tapped harmonic
SH - semi harmonic
PH - pitch harmonic
h - hammer on
p - pull off
b - bend
br - bendRelease
pb - preBend
pbr - preBendRelease
brb - bendReleaseBend
\n/ - tremolo bar dip
\n - tremolo bar dive
-/n - tremolo bar Release up
/n\ - tremolo bar inverted dip
/n - tremolo bar return
-\n - tremolo bar Release down
S - shift slide
s - legato slide
/ -  slide into from below or out of upwards
\ -  slide into from above or out of downwards
~ - vibrato
W - wide vibrato
tr - trill
TP - tremolo picking
T - tapping
S - slap
P - pop
< - fade in
^ - brush up
v - brush down