Passion In The Hospital Tab

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Artist: Tampon Popsicle
Song: Passion in the Hospital
Tabbed by: Bob Dole

I am totally sure that this is how they play this song.
Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.   (that rhymed)

This song is very easy.  Use heavy distortion on Riff 1 and play Riff 2
without distortion.

Riff 1
[------------------------------------------------------------------]
[------------------------------------------------------------------]
[------------------------------------------------------------------]
[-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--]
[-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--]
[-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--]

Riff 2
[---------------------]
[---------------------]
[---------------------]
[-2----3----5----7----]
[-2----3----5----7----]
[-0----1----3----5----]

Riff 3
                             (2X)                                 (2X)
[-------------------------------]       [----------------------------]
[-------------------------------]       [----------------------------]
[-------------------------------]  then [----------------------------]
[-------------------------------]       [-2------3------7------5-----]
[-------------------------------]       [-0------3------7------5-----]
[-0---0---1---1---5-5-5---3--3--]       [-0------1------5------3-----]


Riff 1
I have sex with paralyzed people
Riff 1
I have sex with paralyzed people

Riff 2
I will get laid
Riff 2
Cause you can't move
Riff 2
You're paralyzed
Riff 2
And I'm in my groove

Riff 1
I'll get on top and have myself a ball
Riff 1
It's like a very realistic blow up doll

Riff 2
This is easier
Riff 2
Than getting a date
Riff 2
I'd rather do this
Riff 2
Than masturbate

Riff 1
This way I don't have to start a conversation
Riff 1
I will just skip right to ejaculation

Riff 2
It's cool cause I'm
Riff 2
Living out a dream
Riff 2
I'll make out with you
Riff 2
And you can't even scream

Riff 1
This is really fun you should try it sometime
Riff 1
People think it's wrong just because it is a crime

(no music)
I have sex with paralyzed people (2X)

Riff 3
I have sex with paralyzed people (4X)

RIff 1
I have sex with paralyzed people (4X)

GO BAND!!!!!!!