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C F x2
Verse:
C F C F
Set fire to your hair
C F C F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
C F C F
Eat medicines that's out of date
C F C F
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Chorus:
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D7 G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Chorus:
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D7 G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Verse:
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Chorus:
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D7 G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Verse:
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Chorus:
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D7 G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Bridge:
Am G C Em F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F G C Em F
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G Am
Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing
G Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
End Chorus:
C G Am Em
Dumbest ways to die
C G Am Em
Dumbest ways to die
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F
So many dumb
Fm C
So many dumb ways to die