Tenacious D -- "Fuck Her Gently" 4/09/2002 Tabs by John Prichard - email@example.com http://www.live365.com/stations/290215 NOTE: There's a "near chord" transcribed as F#m that is probably not technically F#m... The other tabs of this song are atrociously done by and large, and don't sound anything like the tune, though the best so far is definitely by Broder, who did some detective work and close listening. These tabs clear up the ending of the song for those of you who want it to sound "just right". Anyone is welcome to build off of these tabs. D F#m You don't always have to fuck her hard, In Em A Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do. D F#m Sometimes you gotta make some love Em A And fuckin give her some smooches too Bm G Sometimes you got to squeeze Bm G Sometimes you got to say please D A Sometimes you got to say hey: D F#m I'm gonna fuck you .... softly Em A I'm gonna screw you gently D F#m I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly Em A I'm gonna ball you ... discretely--- Bm G And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers D A And then you say, Wait a minute sally! B G Em I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? A That's fuckin' Teamwork! D F#m What's your favorite posish? Em A D That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you F#m What's your favorite dish? Em A I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar! Bm G And then I'm gonna love you completely D A And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely Bm G And then I'll fuckin bone you completely D But then... Em A C G D I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard------- Bb7 C D haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!