Fuck Her Gently Chords

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Tenacious D -- "Fuck Her Gently"
4/09/2002
Tabs by John Prichard - spankenstein@hotmail.com
http://www.live365.com/stations/290215

NOTE:  There's a "near chord" transcribed as F#m that is probably not
 technically F#m...  The other tabs of this song are atrociously done by and 
large, and don't sound anything like the tune, though the best so far is
 definitely by Broder, who did some detective work and close listening.  
These tabs clear up the ending of the song for those of you who want it 
to sound "just right".  Anyone is welcome to build off of these tabs.

D                F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  In
Em                        A 
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D                   F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                          A
   And fuckin give her some smooches too

Bm                   G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          D             F#m
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D             F#m
I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly
          Em            A
I'm gonna ball you ...  discretely---

Bm                  G
  And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D                   A
  And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
B               G                               Em
  I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D                      F#m
What's your favorite posish?
Em                              A                           D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       F#m
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
    Bm                           G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    D
But then...

          Em         A         C    G    D
I'm gonna fuck ----  you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------
Bb7          C             D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!