My Name Is Mathias Chords

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Fm                             Bbm         Fm
Well, my name is Mathias and I came to say this:
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I've got a big bushy beard and kissable lips
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And I carry all my fat in my ass and my hips
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And the rest of me is skinny as a stick


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In the sixties, my mom was thin and mini-skirted
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She was raised as a Catholic, but then she converted
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Because she loved my dad's religion; she loved him, too
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And that's how I was born a Jew


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They lived and went to school in Buffalo
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But my dad decided that they had to go
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Because the Vietnam War would not be good for his health
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And that's how I was born in the Commonwealth


CHORUS
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Where we're born and when we die, we can't control that
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And life in between is war and combat
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There are targets you can shoot for, mines to circumvent, 
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but, most of life is an accident.


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I've spent time in Peterborough, and in Winnipeg
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And leaving is living: just use your legs
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'Cause everywhere is nice if you drink enough beer
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So some days I'm there, and some days I'm here.


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And it's not about sowing my wild oats or whatever
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I sowed my oats when I was young and I thought i was clever
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And my oats all rotted in the field where they lay
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And I'm oat-less and unemployed these days.


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So I have a ukulele, I have a guitar
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But I don't have a house or a kid or a car
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I'd like to keep it that way as long as I can
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But you know what they say about the best laid plans.


CHORUS
            Ab                       Eb
Where we're born and when we die, we can't control that
    Fm                 C          C7
And life in between is war and combat
          Bbm                        Fm
There are targets you can shoot for, mines to circumvent, 
     C          C7     Fm
but, most of life is an accident.


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And an accident is something that you don't plan
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Like the Y chromozome between a woman and a man
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One day I might get hit by a bus or get cancer
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But right now all I am is a fabulous dancer


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So dance with me, baby! Put your hands on my hips
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Kiss my aforementioned kissable lips
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Wherever we are, that's where we're at
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My name is Mathias and I came to say that.