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Intro: F C
Am G F
I'm not an artist, I'm an asshole without a job,
Em
making money off alcohol.
Am G F
Making money off calling myself out,
Em
"Look at me! A fraud, a phony!"
F G C Em
Entertainer- that's all you'll ever become.
F G C Em
You're no artist - you're a musician.
F G C Em
So entertain us, come on and sing us a song.
F G F C
Keep the customers drunk.
Am G F
I'm not a writer, I'm a kid with a guitar,
Em
and a notebook of scattered thoughts.
Am G F
Hum a tune, strum the blues, write some cryptic words.
Em
Whatever works to get you to the next verse.
F G C Em
Entertainer- and once the curtains are drawn
F G C Em
you're screaming contradiction.
F G C Em
So entertain us, come on, sing us a song
F G C
The customer's never wrong
Em D C
I'm not a singer, I'm the one with the microphone.
Bm
I've been making shit up as I go.
Em D C
I'm not a singer - they handed me a microphone,
Bm
said "Play along! the show's gotta go on!"
Em
And the show must go on
F G C Em
"Entertain us! Entertain us!"
F G C Em
Give the customers what they want.
F G C Em
Entertainer- you're so down in the mouth,
F G F C
but sales are up this month.
Em C
