Just Got Paid But I Cant Get Laid Tab

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bass intro
e---------------------------------------------|
b---------------------------------------------|
g---------------------------------------------|
d---------------------------------------------|
a-----------------------------99999999999999--|
e-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10------------------|

main riff
e|-------------------------------------|
b|-------------------------------------|
g|-------------------------------------|
d|--------9-11--9----------------11----|
a|-9-12------------12-9-12-9-----------|
e|-------------------------------------|

just got paid but i cant get laid....
e---------------------------------------------|
b---------------------------------------------|
g---------------------------------------------|
d---------------------------------------------|
a-12-12-12-12-12-12---16-16-16-16-16-16-------|
e-10-10-10-10-10-10---14-14-14-14-14-14-------|