Kill The Director Chords

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This tune rocks!!! enjoy

E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
F#
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
F#
No they're not mine

E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
No i don't care about the soaps
F#                                                          E
No i don't care about the soaps
B                                            F#                          
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode

E   Ebm
B
If this is a rom-com 
F#                           E    Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                               E
Kill the director please

E                                                      Ebm
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B                                   F#
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E                                                Ebm
And this is my head and this is my spout
B                             F#
They work together; they can't figure anything out


E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B                                       F#                                        E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B                                        F# 
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand

E   Ebm
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                     E    Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                    E    Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                              B
Kill the director please





E             Ebm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm        A   
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             Ebm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             Ebm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             Ebm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             Ebm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             Ebm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm        A
This is no Bridget
E             Ebm       
Bridget Jones
A          E