The Guilt Song Chords

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ARTIST: TIM MINCHIN
SONG: GUILT SONG (FUCK THE POOR)
TRANSCRIBED BY: Benjamin The Great!
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F		G	Em		Am
I would be a liar if I pretended I admire
F			G		C		
The red-light windscreen-cleaning empire that you’ve built.

F			G			Em			Am
But my heart is good it’s not a thing of stone and wood
			F		G		C
I’ll give you 50 cents to take away my guilt.

C		G			Am				Em
I give money to folk who just don’t have enough,
		Am			Em				F
To try to justify the future purchases of stuff
G		C			G
That I don’t need.
C			G		Am			Em
I know that one less Vodka Cranberry tonight
		Am				Em				F
Could probably feed some foreign family for a fortnight,
		G			F
But I might just have one more.
			Em   
After all what is Vodka for
	F					G				C
Apart from making you want to shag your best mate’s wife,
	F					G				C
And drowning out the guilt you feel about your perfect life? 

		

C		G		Am		         Em		
Fuck the poor, what is all this hoo-ha for?
			Am				Em		F G
There’s only one reason I’ll phone 1800 034 034
	F						Em
It’s the force behind Teresa and the school that Oprah built,
			F		G		 C
I’ll give you 50 bucks to take away my guilt.

Fuck the poor, I’m not pretending any more
That I really give two shits about some kids in Bangalore.
I’m more interested in footy than seeing the Solomon’s rebuilt,
But I’ll give you 50 bucks to take away my guilt.

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This is a Tim Minchin I have transcribed myself, I don't think it's completely 
right but if you play it and sing it it will definately sound like the real 
thing. I've also worked out Dark Side so I will post that soon too!

Suggestions, comments etc : "ben.smith37(AT)gmail(dot)com"