50 Ways To Say Goodbye Chords

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Am          Dm
My heart is paralyzed
G           C
My head was oversized
  F           Dm              E                
I'll take the high road like I should
Am            Dm
You said it's meant to be
G             C
That it's not you, it's me
F               Dm              E
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say



F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntan
G                Am
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                C              G           E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G                 Am
I returned everything I ever bought her
F                C              G          E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    Am
And ways to say you died

Am             Dm
My pride still feels the sting
G           C
You were my everything
F            Dm               E     
Someday I'll find a love like yours
Am               Dm
She'll think I'm Superman
G         C
Not super minivan
F             Dm                E
How could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G                    Am
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                C              G              E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
drowned in a hot tub
G                      Am
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F                C              G             E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    Am
And ways to say you died

F                       G
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
F                       G
I wanna be the one your dying to
F                         Dm
Love...but you don't want to


That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
E
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntan
G                   Am
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                C              G              E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G                              Am
I returned everything I ever bought her
F                C              G          E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G                      Am
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                C              G          E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
drowned in a hot tub
G                       Am
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F                C              G          E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    Am
And ways to say you died

Ending: Same as verse, finish with Am