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A Complicated Song Chords

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Intro :
Dm             F
	Uh huh
C
extra cheese

Dm             F
	Uh huh
C
save a peice for me




Verse:

F
pizza, party at your house
Dm
i went, just to check it out
Bb                     C
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
F
just us eating all alown
Dm
you said take the pizza home
Bb                       C
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced




PRECHORUS
Bb 
pizza all day, and every day
Dm 
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
Bb
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS: 
Dm                            Bb               F
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
C
couse right now id do 
Dm                          Bb                 F
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
C
in the bathroom
Dm                    Bb
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain 
         F                         C
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated

No no no




Verse 2: 
F
i was, feeling pretty down
Dm
till my, girlfriend came around
Bb                            C
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
F
in fact, i just thought i might
Dm
pop the, question there that night
Bb                           C
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me




PRECHORUS
Bb 
who would have guest, her family crest
Dm 
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C  (let it ring)
tell me



CHORUS: 
Dm                            Bb               F
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
C
belive me if i
Dm                          Bb                 F
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
C
what to do now
Dm                    Bb
should i go ahead and propose
         F                         C
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated

No no no


F
No no (no no)
Dm
No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
C
No...


Verse3: 
F
i had, so much on my mind
Dm
i thought, maybe id unwind
Bb                     C
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide




PRECHORUS
Bb 
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Dm 
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS: 
Dm                            Bb               F
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
C
this really is a
Dm                          Bb                 F
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
C
such a drag now
Dm                    Bb
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
         F                         C
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated

oh no

Dm                            Bb               F
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated   
C
i gotta tell you
Dm                          Bb                 F
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
C
what a bummer
Dm                    Bb
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
         F                         C
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated

No no no
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NintEndO wrote on January 20 2007, 08:37 am

You need a Capo on the 8th fret if u want to play along with the song. Good job

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