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With Capo on first fret.

Intro :
Am             C
        Uh huh
G
extra cheese

Am             C
        Uh huh
G
save a peice for me




Verse:

C
pizza, party at your house
Am
i went, just to check it out
F                     G
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
C
just us eating all alown
Am
you said take the pizza home
F                       G
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced




PRECHORUS
F 
pizza all day, and every day
Am 
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
F
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS: 
Am                            F               C
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
G
couse right now id do 
Am                          F                 C
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
G
in the bathroom
Am                    F
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain 
         C                         G
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated

No no no




Verse 2: 
C
i was, feeling pretty down
Am
till my, girlfriend came around
F                            G
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
C
in fact, i just thought i might
Am
pop the, question there that night
F                           G
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me




PRECHORUS
F 
who would have guest, her family crest
Am 
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
F
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C  (let it ring)
tell me



CHORUS: 
Am                            F               C
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
G
belive me if i
Am                          F                 C
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
G
what to do now
Am                    F
should i go ahead and propose
         C                         G
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated

No no no


C
No no (no no)
Am
No no (no no)
F
No No (no no)
G
No...


Verse3: 
C
i had, so much on my mind
Am
i thought, maybe id unwind
F                     G
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide




PRECHORUS
F 
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Am 
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
F
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C  (let it ring)
tell me




CHORUS: 
Am                            F               C
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
G
this really is a
Am                          F                 C
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
G
such a drag now
Am                    F
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
         C                         G
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated

oh no

Am                            F               C
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated   
G
i gotta tell you
Am                          F                 C
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
G
what a bummer
Am                    F
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
         C                         G
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm                                                   Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated

No no no