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With Capo on first fret. Intro : Am C Uh huh G extra cheese Am C Uh huh G save a peice for me Verse: C pizza, party at your house Am i went, just to check it out F G nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came C just us eating all alown Am you said take the pizza home F G no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced PRECHORUS F pizza all day, and every day Am cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked F and i sure dont care, for irregularities C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am F C Why'd you have to and make me so constipated G couse right now id do Am F C anything at all to get my bowles evacuated G in the bathroom Am F and i sit, and i wait, and i strain C G and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh, Gm Bb (let it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated No no no Verse 2: C i was, feeling pretty down Am till my, girlfriend came around F G were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say C in fact, i just thought i might Am pop the, question there that night F G i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me PRECHORUS F who would have guest, her family crest Am i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh F and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am F C how was i supposed to know that we were both related G belive me if i Am F C new she was my cousin we never would have dated G what to do now Am F should i go ahead and propose C G and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes Gm Bb (let it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated No no no C No no (no no) Am No no (no no) F No No (no no) G No... Verse3: C i had, so much on my mind Am i thought, maybe id unwind F G try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide PRECHORUS F said not to stand, but thats a demand Am that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet F and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am F C why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated G this really is a Am F C major inconvenience oh man i really hate it G such a drag now Am F i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore C G i cant belch or yodell any more, cant Gm Bb (let it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated oh no Am F C why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated G i gotta tell you Am F C life without a head kinda makes me irritated G what a bummer Am F i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze C G but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now Gm Bb (let it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated No no no