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Weird Al Yankovic, eBay
Made by zby.cz, paul@zby.cz

Based on: Backstreet Boys, I Want It That Way
Tabbed by Travis Gasa, smartbomber@aol.com.


      EADGBE (Standard tuning)      **C-A-P-O--2**  All is relative to capo.
D     000232
Em    022000
C     x35553 or x32010
G     320003 or 355433 (?) 
E     022100
A     x02220
Em7   x20000
Am    x02210
Dsus4 xx0233
F#m   244222
Asus4 xx0230 or xx2230; could be D5?



INTRO:                                  [CAPO 2nd fret for entire song]
I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it
sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in
verses.

   Em               C     G           Em              C     G
[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
                       Yeah...                                    A used

   Em               C     G           Em              C     G
[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
    pig           bath__robe    A rare ...  mint      snowglobe         

     Em            C       G         Em                  D       G
[E]---------------------------------|-0------------------2-------3----|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-0---0-----1p0------3-------3----|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-0-----0-------0----2-------4----|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|-2-2-----2----------0-------5----|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-2--------------------------5----|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0--------------------------3----|
    A smurf        TV     Tray         I    bought on    e_____Bay



VERSE 1:
   Em           C      G         Em
My house ... is filled with this crap
      C      G       Em
Shows up in- bubble wrap
     C     G
Most every day
     Em          D G  
What I bought on eBay



CHORUS:
        C                   D   G
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
        C                   D     G
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
        C                       D   G
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Em             D G
They had it on eBay 



VERSE 2:
    Em                       C     G
I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack
      Em          C   G
Just check ... my feedback
   Em       C   G
"A++!" they all say
     Em         D G
They love me on eBay



CHORUS:
      C                       D    G
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)
      C                        D        G
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
          C                     D  G   
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Em           B  
Found him on eBay



BRIDGE:
Em                   Em7
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
    C                    Am  D
With two seconds left to go, whoa
    Em              Em7               
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
   Am                   Dsus4  D
As long as I've got the dough



CHORUS:  (no chords in song!)
     C            D      G
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
     C           D      G
Sell me ... your watch, please
     C                     Em
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[E=the highest string]-----0-----3---3/7-----5-----3
            Asus4
I'm highest bidder now

+--------------------------------------->
| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous
+-------------------------------->



VERSE 3:
              Asus4         E       A
(Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail
Asus4                E     A
From that worldwide garage sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Asus4                   E  A   
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
   F#m                     E A
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay



CHORUS #2:
      Asus4               E    A
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
      Asus4                  E    A
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
      Asus4                  E  A
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)
F#m         E A
Found it on eBay



CHORUS #2:
      Asus4                    E A
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
     Asus4            E   A
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
           Asus4                           E     A
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
     Asus4  E A
I'll buy on eBay



OUTRO:
     Asus4       E A
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y